To do for today: Borrow your flat mates eggs and paint on them the faces of your favourite 19th and 20th century philosophers

Although this will most likely result in you trying to discover the subtle variations of the full-face beard are not as varied as you had hoped; depiction in this manner are clearly not of any intrinsic worth, rather let the egg serve is primary purpose as the most popular of miscarriages allowed to be served at any of our daily meals.